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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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