u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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