just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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