There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just want to make out with him forever
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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