I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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