I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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