Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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