She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize