You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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