Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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