i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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