come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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