scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Less talking, more tequila
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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