He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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