i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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