TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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