we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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