whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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