Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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