He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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