Pappa wants mamma naked
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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