i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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