I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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