come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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