what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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