We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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