Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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