so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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