I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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