They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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