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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
