member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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