is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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