This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
This is the prime rib incident all over again
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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