garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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