Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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