that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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