He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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