i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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