This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
