That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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