I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
are you so shy because you have an std?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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