i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Randomize
