Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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