It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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