so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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