rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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