OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
jump out the window naked night went bad
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