ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I intend to get homeless drunk
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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