And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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