Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
