That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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