I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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