Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
