you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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