I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
40s are totally the cure
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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