am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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