He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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