That's intense
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
My dick has a subreddit
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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