Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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