So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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