Me too!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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