No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
