Pants 0. Shit 1.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Still dying that you shit outside
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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