It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
