How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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