Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Congratulations! We have a period
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